Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Hidden in the Attic by: Chitchat Rumor

This just in... the famous Jane Eyre has been caught in a love triangle! The happily married couple, Edward Rochester and Bertha Mason, are now seeking counseling and lawyers. Their marriage has hit the rocks since Roschester's hidden secret and mistress have been revealed. Jane Eyre the humble, young, and poor girl from Gateshed Hall has allegedly been tricked by Rochester claiming to have not ever been married. When Rochester and Jane tried to tie the knot, the truth came out. Jane is so young and naive that she tried to marry a man who is of age to be her father. Rochester has been accused of throwing Bertha into the attic and locking her away with very little food and water. We believe that this information might have changed Jane's decision to continue a relationship with Rochester. Due to the cruel conditions and extreme lifestyle in which Bertha has been living in, she has filled for a divorce and plans on suing him for all he has.

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